You’re Not My Real Dad!
Ever been puzzled by something and had no idea what the solution was? Good chance that in years gone by you would have asked your Dad. How to change the washer in the sink, the best type of home loan to get and why your girlfriend throws out all the reading material in the bathroom.Dad knew all the answers to these questions (or at least pretended to know).
But then along came Mr.Internet and the Dads of the world went back to their sheds. Never to be consulted again.
For example, it has always been a fascination of mine that people can make pictures in coffee froth. I pondered this for years and even practised it on a few occasions with no success. But today was the day I stood up and said “I will no longer stand for artless coffee!” A quick YouTube search, a 30 second video and suddenly I was the Banksy of the coffee world. My Dad never taught me this (he would refuse to anyway – “you drink the thing, you don’t play with it”) but I learnt it in a couple of minutes from Papa Internet.
Just recently, a good friend of mine filled in beneath the bottom of his house to add a couple of bedrooms and a bathroom. How did he do it? He Googled it from start to finish. Given it took 3 times longer than it should have and resulted in a couple of nights on the couch, the sense of satisfaction and knowledge he gained was well worth it. We just don’t give his taps too much pressure when we turn them on.
I’ve been looking at doing some sort of simple website building course. Course fees range from $500 – $3,000. However, a Google search gives me blogs, guides and e-books on how to do this for free. All I need is some time and a little patience. While they may not give me the depth of knowledge a course would, I’ll get enough to get started and learn on the go.
In years gone by we would have gone to our Dads, friends, work mates, next door neighbour or a paid professional for this advice. However, if you’ve got a little patience to sift through the rubbish and absorb the info, you can do it all without leaving your chair. In fact, did you know that the Great Wall of China was built “to protect the northern borders of the Chinese Empire from Xiongnu attacks during various successive dynasties“? Nothing to do with rabbits after all…
Image courtesy of trendytape. Not my real dad.
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Hahahaa. Brilliant, nice succinct post Nath. Wonder if the web can also tell you how to change your Twitter name, or if you can learn that on the hoof too.
haha I’m sure it could if you’re not so gung-ho that you think you know all the answers yourself.
Love the telstra joke.
So you’re saying we’re becoming unsocialable hacks? Or Universities are becoming out-dated? Or a little bit of both?
: )
Thanks Dad.
I don’t think it will ever replace qualified educational centres (unless Google continues to take over the world and goes into the education sector). But I think there’s something in learning without having to admit we’re learning eg. guys don’t like asking other guys for directions.
My husband has spent literally YEARS self-teaching html, design and whatnot from the interweb… slow going, but it seems to keep him happy… we collaborate with a coder we have on retainer in India and it’s slow going but cheap and effective.
Secondly, you have to check out this site Let Me Google That For You – http://lmgtfy.com – next time someone asks you a dumb question via email, Skype or the like (when you know they’re already at their computer!) then you just type it in and send them the URL of LMGTFY… it auto-googles it on their behalf… for no other reason than to point out that they’re a lazy-ass.
Ha! Yes I have seen that site before but never used it. Nice, subtle suggestion!
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